Seriously, if you need to go to this page, then you clicked on the wrong URL. I’m Kevin, there are things, and I review them.
OK, I’ll play nice…to expand upon that a bit more, I just like writing. And I like giving my opinion. And I like reading reviews. So I’m combining the three.
Every weekday (yes, I get to take weekends off too) I’ll review something. Whether it’s a movie, a TV show, a book, food, the Knicks’ offensive execution, the chair I’m sitting on, a phrase in the English lexicon…whatever. The possibilities are really endless here.
Why should you read? For two and a half reasons. Number 1, people like reading reviews. Number 1.5, people like reading reviews that have a grade. Number 2 (.5?), because I’m funny. Hopefully. Well, maybe you think that. And if not, at least pretend. Because I think you’re funny, and quite handsome as well. Yes, you. I’m talking to you. That’s quite a dapper outfit you have on, there.
…what’s that? You’re only wearing a punk rock t-shirt and no pants? Oh. Well…this is awkward.