Grading System

A+: Rarefied air.  Heath-Ledger-as-the-Joker good.  Michael Jordan in the NBA Finals.  Glazed donuts after that light goes on at Krispy Kreme.

A: The most comfortable sweatshirt and sweatpants you can find in the middle of winter.  The only downside?  It’s still the middle of winter.  (Editor’s note: This was originally “LeBron James in the first three quarters”, but then the 2012 NBA Finals happened.)

A-: Like a fresh turkey sandwich with mayonnaise and crisp potato chips.  But just missing the salt and pepper.

B+: Ketchup.  You could live without it, but boy, is it a worthwhile addition.

B: As good as The Office at its absolute highest potential, after Michael Scott left the show.  (With Michael Scott, it’s an A.  Duh.)

B-: The worst possible episode of Community.

C+: I almost liked it.  Almost.  Similar to the chorus of the song “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”.

C: The Switzerland of grades.  Maybe you’ll like it, maybe you won’t.  It doesn’t really matter.

C-: Some redeeming qualities, but mainly you realize this can not be considered good.  Sort of like Nickelback’s “The Long Road.”

D+: For unintentional comedy purposes, you may want to check it out.  For the sake of your well-being, you may not want to.

D: Ever eaten McDonalds or KFC for three straight days?  This is how your stomach feels on the third day.

D-: The Black Eyed Peas, post-Monkey Business era.

F: OH NO, NOT THE BEES!!!  NOT THE BEES!!!  AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

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