A+: Rarefied air. Heath-Ledger-as-the-Joker good. Michael Jordan in the NBA Finals. Glazed donuts after that light goes on at Krispy Kreme.
A: The most comfortable sweatshirt and sweatpants you can find in the middle of winter. The only downside? It’s still the middle of winter. (Editor’s note: This was originally “LeBron James in the first three quarters”, but then the 2012 NBA Finals happened.)
A-: Like a fresh turkey sandwich with mayonnaise and crisp potato chips. But just missing the salt and pepper.
B+: Ketchup. You could live without it, but boy, is it a worthwhile addition.
B: As good as The Office at its absolute highest potential, after Michael Scott left the show. (With Michael Scott, it’s an A. Duh.)
B-: The worst possible episode of Community.
C+: I almost liked it. Almost. Similar to the chorus of the song “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”.
C: The Switzerland of grades. Maybe you’ll like it, maybe you won’t. It doesn’t really matter.
C-: Some redeeming qualities, but mainly you realize this can not be considered good. Sort of like Nickelback’s “The Long Road.”
D+: For unintentional comedy purposes, you may want to check it out. For the sake of your well-being, you may not want to.
D: Ever eaten McDonalds or KFC for three straight days? This is how your stomach feels on the third day.
D-: The Black Eyed Peas, post-Monkey Business era.
F: OH NO, NOT THE BEES!!! NOT THE BEES!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!